We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
There are only two times a man doesn’t understand a woman,
before marriage and after marriage!
A successful husband is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
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Married man live longer than a single man,
but married man are lot more willing to die!
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If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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