oh Shit

Once tim and tom were blind drunk and were coming on the dark street , when they found a brownish thing lying on the ground. Tim said to tom "Hey man that looks like shit" . Tom said "let me see , man" and bend down to smell and said " ya, it smells like shit also". Tim bend down and put his finger in it and tasted it and said "ya, it taste like shit also". and said to tom" Thanks god,we didnt step on it".